The Accountant Movie Review By Deffinition

November 5, 2016 No comments exist

Ben Affleck Is The Accountant

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The accountant stars Benjamin Affleck (hello darkness my old friend) and Anna Banana Kendrick (when im gonnnnneeee skit didid dididid deee).

It follows a high functioning autistic, accountant, he also runs a nail salon, and a Chinese takeway, im not even trolling, he’s also a hitman as well, so he’s got a pretty wide ranging CV,l he can kill people if he wants to, for a laugh, whilst painting his nails, the movie starts by him investigating the books of a technology firm that anna Kendrick, their accountant, has thought is missing money, we get about 35 minutes of Benjamin whispering sums to himself, writing on white boards, racist, and doing his times tables, (counts 9 x 9), the movie then takes off when all of the people connected, starts getting assassinated, anna Kendrick has to deal with Benjamins disconnected personality whilst also trying to survive against the hitmen that are after her.

As a huge batman fan they actually dropped a lot of easter eggs in it

OMG WHATS UP YOUTUBE IT’S THE TOP 10 EASTER EGGS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN THE ACCOUNTANT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SOLOMON GRUNDY THE RHYME THAT IS USED TO CALM BEN AFFLECKS CHARACTER DOWN IS ALSO THE NURSEY RHYME USED BY THE BATMAN VILLAIN SOLOMON GRUNDY

WHAAAAAAAAT

DID YOU KNOW THAT JK SIMMONS PLAYS COMMISSIONER GORDON IN THE UPCOMING BATMAN MOVIE CALLED BATMAN ABOUT BATMAN THE CHARACTER WHO IS A BAT MAN

WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

I end up putting something in every fucking review about it, im not even trying, please help is, please help

Anyway there are a few twists throughout, if you’re still paying attention after the 40 minutes of tax revenue analysis then they’re pretty obvious but it’s still enjoyable how the movie deals with these aspects,

John bernathalalal does a really good job as being a charismatic villain and he’s really excelling in every role that he’s been given in every part ive seen him in,

The plot follows the police investigating the accountant but their plot never really goes anywhere to be honest, even in it’s conclusion other than filling in the origin story of the accountant, I don’t really think this aspect was needed and the origin could’ve been told in flashbacks as both of these characters are pretty useless to the plot

Overall the movie has some pacing problems and they could’ve dotted the origin story throughout instead of just 5 minutes at the start and in the last half hour.

I did enjoy the movie though but if you’re looking for a movie to see this weekend I’d still recommend Dr Strange over it.

If you love thrillers though it’s a great ride that’s slightly higher brow than your typical action movie.

On a scale of gigli to the town I give it an argo out of ten

 

So I give it a 7 bens out of bens

 

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